Say it With Me: No Idea is Stupid

Hey, do you want to read a story about giant worms that vomit a substance that enhances the mind and powers spaceships?

A lot of people would politely decline while backing away slowly, were they presented with an elevator pitch like that.

But Frank Herbert had a dream and he worked tirelessly till he made that dream, also known as the series Dune, a reality.  Just because your idea sounds a bit silly or ridiculous, that doesn’t mean it is.  It just means that your idea is in it’s rough, uncut form.  A diamond waiting to be polished.  Now that doesn’t mean that all ideas are good ones.  Some people have ideas that don’t go further than the outline phase.  But every time a writer thinks ‘wouldn’t it be cool if…’, they are exercising their brain and training the muscle known as imagination.

Do not be afraid to share that idea with others.  Identify two or three trusted friends and talk about your idea with them.  More often than not, their insights will prove invaluable to the development of your idea into a full-blown novel.

When I first thought of The Sword and Shield, I had no concept of the story-line or the characters that would be involved.  While looking at a cat scratch, I thought to myself, “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if there was an assassin with an autoimmune disease?”  That’s literally it.  75,000 words later I had a novel being represented by a literary agent.

So don’t give up on your ideas and don’t give up on your dreams.  Just because they may seem silly at inception, that doesn’t mean there isn’t something magical wrapped up inside.

Bye for now!

My Love/Hate Relationship with ‘Show Don’t Tell’

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She picked up the pen.

OR

The pen was smooth under her fingertips.  She ran a nail up and down the cool plastic till it caught in a small divot made by her nervous habit of chewing everyday objects.

Which one do you like more?  The five-word sentence or the two sentence paragraph?  Arguably, there is a place for both of them in the world of writing, but most would say that they prefer the latter example.

The reason for this is because we are Showing, rather than Telling.  It’s is a common, and oftentimes infuriating adage.  Infuriating because let’s be honest, it would be so much easier to simply say that the character picked up the pen.  There is little to no work involved.  But writing is all about the work.  You get back what you put in.  ‘She picked up the pen’ might fly in the world of screenwriting, but in a novel, you need to do more.

You have to paint a picture for the reader.  Not the whole picture.  Just enough to stoke the embers of their imagination until they’ve evolved into a roaring flame.

The second example doesn’t just tell you that the character is holding a pen, which is true.  It also tells you that she’s absentmindedly playing with it and that she has a nervous habit that involves chewing writing utensils.  You know so much more about the character than you would have with that first example.

As much as I’d like to pretend I have mastered this art, I’d only be lying to myself.  I am one of the rare writers who would lean towards brevity, finding myself with significantly fewer words than are necessary to complete a manuscript.  I plan on reading through my manuscript and picking apart each sentence.  The work will be arduous to the point of mind-numbing tedium, but it’s important.

I want to be the best writer I can be and if there are any instances of ‘she picked up the pen’ anywhere in my book, I want to flush them out.

Bye for now!

Fun Fact Friday: The Fun is Relative

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Writing is hard.  It also is oftentimes lacking in reward of a monetary nature.  Most of us who do write do it because we have to.  Because there is a drive inside of us, a thirst that simply cannot be quenched.  We simply have to write.

But because I have a singular aversion to homelessness, I also have a day job.  Two, actually.  And I’ve seen many posts on Facebook and Twitter bemoaning the fact that they have to spend time working when they should be following their dreams.

I am here to say that there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having a day job.  In fact, Ernest Hemingway was a professional bullfighter; and he also pioneered his own signature brand of rum.  So you see, you can (and probably should) have a job without feeling like you’re betraying your passion for writing.

And who knows?  Maybe, during the course of your day to day job, you’ll encounter a person, task, or situation that can help in the enrichment of your next book.

Bye for now!

As I Went Walking – A Short Story

 

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Hey there!  I know I said I was going to back down to one regular post and one Fun Fact Friday per week but I really wanted to share my short story.  I’d love to know what you think!

Here’s the first short story I submitted for my Creative Writing class.

I hope you like it!

As I Went Walking

I don’t remember if I said goodbye to my mother, the last time I saw her.  Or if I told her I loved her.  I had no indication that it would be the last time we’d see one another.  Why would I?  We were both healthy and happy with years ahead.  Then again, my father had been much the same.  Damnable pneumonia.  I do remember what she was wearing, a navy dress with beige hose and a string of pearls.  I loved those pearls.  I’d never seen my mother without them.  Even on Christmas morning when she wore a house coat over her dressing gown.  Those pearls were as much a part of my mother as were her hands, or her feet.  Mother had her hair pinned up in a knot at the base of her skull that would have seemed matronly on anyone else.  On my mother, it looked effortless.  I spent so much of my life aspiring to emulate that kind of effortlessness that I oftentimes forgot to be my own person.

My home was a cozy, two bedroom flat, located on the second floor of a four-story building on Hopkins street, just down the way from the Prince Edward Theater.  Father proposed to my mother in the field where the theater now stood.  Mother said it had been a field full of wildflowers.  My parents went there often enough to picnic.  They were so sad when the land was paved over to make way for that theater.  They didn’t stop having picnics though.  The pair merely relocated, moving instead to have their picnics in Hyde Park.  It was a fair bit more crowded, especially on a nice day, than their field had been, but they made do.  My parents had all the enthusiasm of a pair of newlyweds for the entirety of their marriage.  Their once very public displays of affection, which had disgusted me as a child, were now sorely missed.

I also remember what the weather was like on that fateful day.  It was a clear, and crisp.  One might say it was unseasonably brisk considering autumn had yet to begin.  I took a deep breath and inhaled the stink of the city like one might a bouquet of flowers.  God, I loved the stink.  Added to it was the smell of freshly fallen rain, which unlocked a deeper, older stink emanating from the city’s sewers.  And the noise.  The city was alive in a way that my grandparent’s home in the country was not.  Yes, I could see the stars at night, but so what?  It was the city that made me feel alive like I was a part of some great organism that pulsed with the energy of a million Londoners.

On that day I did not make my bed or fold my nightgown as I usually did.  I was in a hurry and figured there would be time for such a task later on.  I did not kiss my mother goodbye or scratch the head of my beloved dog Winston.  He was old by any standard, having been a gift to me when I was a small girl of four.  Now his black-brown fur was tinged with gray and his eyes were clouded over.  Not only was Winston near blind, but he had also gone completely deaf.  A relic of a happier time.  Back when my father was still alive.  Back before that awful September afternoon.

I was in a hurry to meet my dear friend Mary.  She worked at Harrods out on the East End and had just finished her shift.  It was her birthday.  Twenty years old.  I promised I’d take her out to celebrate the momentous occasion.  She was abandoning me for the world of adults, leaving me to be a teen all by my lonesome, but I did not resent her for it.  I planned to use her as a guinea pig for all the activities I was still too ‘young’ to take part in.  Mary would make all the mistakes and I would reap the rewards.  It was a horrid thought to keep but I had always been an “impulsive little imp”.  At least, that’s what my grandfather called me.  I suppose he meant for his words to come out a little kinder, but grandfather was a veteran of the Great War.  Grandmother said it made him harsher than he once was.  Every time I see him these days he’s always raving about how the next Great War is just around the corner.  I know we’re having trouble with the Germans, but I don’t see how it could get that bad again.

The wool of my coat kept out the worst of the wind, which bit at my cheeks, turning them pink with cold.  It was the nicest thing I owned, that coat.  A heavy, gray wool with wooden toggles to hold it closed.  It even had a hood which I rarely used.  Yes, it would keep my head warm, but at the cost of my neatly pinned hair.  Much too high a cost, I once thought.  I knew nothing of cost.  Knew nothing of loss.  I have that knowledge now, though I do not think myself better for it.

The walk through London to the West End was not a long one.  I took Tottenham Court Road all the way to Oxford Street where all my favorite shops were located.  The cobblestones kept me just a bit off center as for some reason, on that day I chose to wear heels.  My mother said that they were naught but vanity and could hardly be called sensible footwear.  I’ll admit, it was a streak of vanity.  A vanity I would deeply regret.

I turned the corner and, even though I was still a block away, I could smell the wonderful things being made in our favorite restaurant.  My mouth watered.  I was more than ready to sink my teeth into some crispy fish and chips.

It was the buzzing that first alerted me to something being wrong.  A buzzing of people gossiping up and down the street was one thing, but this was something else entirely; like the buzzing of a great many angry bees.  The noise grew louder and soon I wasn’t alone in noticing the ruckus.  People stopped in the street to look about, searching for the noise.  In the distance, above the rooftops, I saw a plane appear.  I knew nothing of planes so there was no way for me to know it wasn’t one of ours.  Not until it was too late.

“Was the Royal Air Force scheduled for a demonstration today,” I asked a couple standing several feet ahead of me.  Neither of them answered and, like the couple, I turned my eyes skyward.  I looked just in time to see something fall from the plane, down behind the buildings to the next block over.

I was already on shaky ground what with the cobblestones and the vanity-heels, so the following detonation easily caused me to lose my balance.  I realized several minutes later that’s what the falling object had been.  A bomb, about to detonate.  At the time it simply felt like the world had exploded around me.  The ground shook and I fell to the ground, scraping my cheek as I hit the cobblestones.  My ears rang something awful and for a few moments that’s all I could hear.  A high pitched ringing that was the result of my protesting eardrums.  It was then I realized what was happening.  Grandfather had described it often enough.  The ringing in one’s own ears after a resulting explosion.  After a bomb had gone off too close to you.  Was that really what was happening, I wondered to myself vaguely.

Despite the dusty air and the screams I felt oddly detached, like I was in a dream, or watching this play out from the safety of the cinema. As my hearing returned to me so, too, did the pain begin.  I gasped, clutching at my ankle which was already beginning to swell.  I swore a vicious oath to God that, should I recover, I would never wear heels again.  I slipped the wretched things off my feet and attempted to stand.  Putting weight on it seemed impossible at first, but I found the strength to eventually bring myself upright.  More out of habit then sense, I shook out my now filthy skirts, doing little to relieve them of the grime with which they were now soiled.

The ground was cold beneath my feet, and my stockings were quickly saturated with water from that morning’s rainfall.  The cold did wonders for the pain in my ankle, going so far as to temporarily relieve it and allowing me to take a few steps forward.  In my mind, I wasn’t sure where I was going, but my feet seemed to have an idea so I allowed them to carry me hence.  I came to a stop in front of the restaurant and stared blankly at the shattered windows.  Inside people cried and moaned in agony, their skin shredded by the blown in glass.

Then came the Bobbies and the firemen in their respective cars and trucks, their sirens adding to the chaos that already filled the streets.  Out they poured into the street, tending to the wounded and taking stock of the scene.  I clutched at an officer as he passed.

“Please sir,” I cried.  “What has happened?  Who has done this thing?”  His face held irritation for naught but a moment before he looked down and his eyes widened in horror.

“Lay down, lass.” He said, guiding me to sit on a bench before pushing me onto my back.  “There’s a lass.  Now don’t move.  I’ll get help.”  The officer positively fled from the bench where I lay, screaming for a doctor.  I didn’t see what all the fuss was about until I tried to sit up.  A sharp pain in my abdomen had me screaming, tears running down my face.  I clutched at the flat of my stomach and found it to no longer be flat.  An object was lodged there and, where the object ended and my dress began, my hand came away wet.  I held it up in front of my face and saw it was red with blood.

“Goodness gracious,” I said faintly.  In the distance, I could hear the buzzing return, followed by further explosions.  Then the screaming escalated.

“Jillian!”

I looked up from my injury at the sound of my name and, to my greatest joy, I saw Mary running towards me.  There was a run in her stocking and soot on her face but otherwise, she appeared to be in good health.  I gave a sigh of relief followed immediately by a cry of pain as the muscles in my abdomen screamed in protest.  Mary knelt by me and began sobbing into my shoulder.

“Jillian, they bombed your usual route, I thought for sure you’d died,” Mary managed in between her choked weeping.  It occurred to me that she was right.  I usually took Picadilly to Oxford as it was a shorter walk than Tottenham Court.  Today I took the long way round so as to enjoy the smell of the premature Autumn air.  That long-cut had saved my life, or so it would seem.  Clutching at my stomach it was hard to forget that I was still in a rather precarious state.

“I’m afraid we shall have to postpone your birthday dinner,” I joked to Mary.  She looked like she wanted to smack me, but thought better of it.

“You’re lucky your hurt or I’d give you a proper thrashing,” Mary threatened emptily.

Sirens once again filled the street and, before I knew it, I was being hoisted onto a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance.  Mary never left my side.  Not that she had any choice.  I gripped her hand with such strength as I never knew that I had up till now.

They gave me a shot of something or other.  I didn’t know what but it made me feel quite at ease, despite the current situation.  My last thought before I faded out was that I’d left my shoes behind.

I will always remember the seventh of September, 1940.  The day the Blitz began.

The ‘Marie Kondo’ Approach to Writing

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‘Does it bring you joy?’

You’ve probably heard that phrase once or twice as you go about your day to day life and wondered what people were talking about.  Thanks to the handy-dandy internet I know about Marie Kondo and her Netflix show Tidying Up.  I have yet to watch it but it is on my list (a list of shows that nearly rivals my list of books to be read) and could certainly use the advice.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself a hoarder, but if someone gets me a gift, I will want to keep it just because it came from someone special to me.  Or I may have purchased something years ago that I never used but, for fear of the rule that once you toss it, you’ll need it, I have kept almost everything; to the detriment of my living situation.

My dear friend, Sam, helped me clean my living room the other day and frequently asked me that famous question.  I would give the reason for keeping it, to which she would follow up with, “But does it bring you joy?”  I would, most of the time, say no and then toss it.

I’m going to try this method out with my writing.  My plan is to go through my manuscript, reading it out loud, and if anything comes across as awkward or doesn’t ‘bring me joy’ then it’s getting tossed.  This will be difficult for me because I loathe reading out loud.  I stutter and I stammer, I twist my words and garble them into a whole ‘nother language.  For this reason, among others, I did not enjoy K-12 very much.

I am excited to see if this Marie Kondo approach to writing helps!

Bye for now!

Fun Fact Friday: The Fun is Relative

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Happy Friday Everyone!

Hope you’ve managed to survive the cold these past few days!

One way to keep warm is by taking a nice, hot shower.  Not only does a shower leave you feeling clean and refreshed, it apparently sparks creativity.

That’s right! Showers aren’t just good for your hygiene—they’re good for your creativity, too. A recent study out of Drexel University found that over seven out of 10 people have reported experiencing an insight or breakthrough while in the shower. Other solitary activities, like taking a walk and daydreaming, show similar opportunities for inspiration.

So the reason so many writers think of ideas in the shower isn’t just because the universe decided to imbue wisdom only at the most inconvenient of times.

Bye for now!

A ‘Fly By the Seat of Your Pants’ Gardener Aka Plotter v. Pantser

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In class, we learned about Gustav Freytag, the creator of Freytag’s Pyramid.  I’d seen the above diagram before but did not know its origins.

This brought up an interesting point in regards to the process of writing, more specifically, that there is more than one process.  Now I could go on for hours about the many different approaches to writing but I feel that it really boils down to two distinct approaches.

You can be a Gardener Writer or a ‘By the Seat of your pants’ Writer.  Another set of terms that can be used to describe the same thing is Plotter v. Pantser.

A gardener plans.  They use Freytag’s pyramid, or a plot map, or some other planning device to chart out each and every step of the book.  A true gardener knows how the book will end before they even begin writing the first page.

A Fly by the seat of your pants writer throws some coins in a fountain, makes a wish, and leaves it up to the writing gods.  More specifically, they start with an idea and just write whatever comes into their head.

That being said, I don’t believe anyone is 100% one or the other.  I think there is a spectrum, and all writers fall somewhere in between the two.  I know that is certainly the case where my writing is concerned.  I am absolutely a ‘Fly by the seat of your pants’ gardener.  I chart out the main things that I know I want to happen in the book, but I use it in the same way that pirates use Parley.  More like a guideline than a hard and fast rule.

For example, I didn’t know how The Sword and Shield would end until I was halfway through writing it.  I took a pause from the scene I was working on, wrote the last chapter and the Epilogue, then resumed my work on the middle of the book.

The reason I write this way is that writing is a lot like life.  You can have a plan but, try as you might, you aren’t always able to stick to that plan.  Sometimes life has something else in mind, and that’s not always a bad thing.  I like to leave myself open to new and exciting possibilities rather than caging myself in.

That’s all I have for you today,

Bye for now!

Fun Fact Friday: The Fun is Relative

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So a common problem as a writer is almost never ‘not enough ideas’ but rather ‘an excess of ideas’.  We get so distracted by the shiny new story idea that we neglect the work in progress we’re currently working on.  Well, that’s not going to happen to me (this time)!  I have thought up a brand new story involving a lawyer and have outlined my ideas before saving and closing the document.  I will reopen said outline when The Sword and Shield has a publishing house and Seer is completed.

But in the spirit of the moment, here are some laws that you didn’t know were actually real:

UK – Parliament’s famous Salmon Act of 1986 states that it’s illegal to hold a salmon under suspicious circumstances. Sounds fishy, but it’s true.

Singapore – When heading to Singapore, leave the Juicy Fruit at home and pop a breath mint instead. Among the lengthy list of items that aren’t allowed to be imported into Singapore is chewing gum, a rule enforced in order to keep public spaces clean. An exception is made for dental or nicotine gum.

Denmark – Celebs in Denmark would be screwed since the country has official child naming guidelines. If you want to name your baby something other than the 7,000 approved names, you need to get approval from the government. Sorry North, Apple, Blue Ivy.

Switzerland – The Swiss kindly ask you not to hike in the nude. In fact, Swiss canton Appenzell was the first to ban the indecent act after a naked German man walked past a family picnicking in the Alps in 2009.  Seems like it’d be pretty chilly, but I’m not going to judge.

Venice – This one might save me some money when I go to Italy: A fine of up to $700 is in store for anyone who feeds the pigeons in Venice’s St. Mark’s Square. The city banned the practice, citing the birds as a health hazard, and as bad for the monuments.

Bye for now!

You Can’t Edit a Blank Page

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This is one of the most important things a writer can remember, and I forgot it.

I’ve been taking a break from my writing so as to look at it with fresh eyes when my brain had recharged.  But that’s not how writing works.

(This is not to be confused with the advice from a previous post where I go so far as to say take a step back, put it out of your mind, and/or straight up forget it.  I still believe that to be true.  However, while you’re putting that on the back burner you have to still be writing something.)

Writing is oftentimes a frustrating, reward-less task that renders only gibberish for your efforts.  Despite all that I love it and know that I am lucky to have the talent for stringing the alphabet together in a way that grabs at a person’s imagination.

So I’m diving back into my writing.  I have 40k words to add to Seer 2 and they won’t (sadly) add themselves.  I have been informed that I have to write them myself and cannot rely on finding a genie to wish them into existence.

With that being said, I am going to take a step back from the ambitious goal of three posts per week so that I can focus on Seer.  Do you guys have a preference on whether I post on Mondays or Thursdays?  If you do, let me know.  If not I’ll draw days out of a giant glass bowl, Hunger Games style, and decide that way.  Just kidding.  Or am I?

Bye for now!

Side note: If anyone knows of a genie who is interested in dispensing some consequence-free wishes then hit me up.

Fun Fact Friday: The Fun is Relative

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In my Creative Writing Class this week I was assigned to write a Short Story (5-6 pages) with a strong setting.  I had two ideas but one was more developed than the other so I decided to proceed with my story about the first day of the Blitz.

For those not familiar with WWII history the Blitzkrieg, also known as the Blitz, plagued London from 7 September 1940 – 11 May 1941.

It was an air attack conducted by the Germans on English soil, assaulting Londoners with a series of bombings.  You can read all about it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blitz.

I wrote my story from the perspective of a young girl out to meet a friend on the first day of the bombing.  After final revisions of the short story are done I will post it.

Bye for now!