After a hard day Steve likes to get rocked to sleep by Uncle Yoda.
Steve moonlights as a dental hygienist and, in the magical world, that can be a rough gig.
Storytime is Steve’s favorite!
Steve is spilling the absolute TEA about Princess Batman!
One of these things is not like the other…
Steve politely declined upgrading at this time.
At this years meeting of Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare the Keynote Speakers were quite exciting!
Steve and Blitzen have always been besties.
Steve pissed off the WRONG princess!
Steve’s people would tame and ride the great wax felines in days of yore!
Steve is feeling murderous. But then again, that’s why they’re called ‘Murder Me Mondays’, right?
While wandering through the enchanted woods, on a mission from Santa to find a Peppermint Plum Pomeranian, Steve happened upon a wizard. The wizard, Radagast the Brown, agreed to tell Steve where to find the elusive and festive Pomeranian in exchange for a selfie!
Steve and Larry the Llama are speculating about what’s inside these gifts!
Steve LOVES reading!!
Family disagreements can be stressful.
Steve’ll be there for you!
Let’s get down to business, to spread Christmas cheer!
Once Steve collects all 7 Dragonballs he can summon the Great Dragon Shenron and wish for everyone to have a Merry Christmas!
Steve is also a disciple of the great Dolly Parton and works 9-5. What a way to make a living!
Steve and Barry (from accounting) like to jam on Fridays!
Steve is going to need a MASSIVE cup of cocoa after he’s done shoveling!
